Pathetic Poetic

Jun 01

Anonymous asked: Now, a fiction is a good idea. :)

I wrote one tonight but it needs some work.

Anonymous asked: So I just start to watch Warehouse 13 TODAY, first season. What should I be prepared for?

The most awesome you can handle. Pete and Myka being the ultimate BroTP. Brilliant artifacts and cool stories behind them. Artie! Oh man, I love Artie. And Claudia being the nerdiest nerd who ever nerded.

Anonymous asked: Awesome! Friday night and I'm sitting in my basement, because of a tornado warning. What should I do with my time?

Build a teleportation machine. I’d love one of those. :)

youknowyourebritishwhen:

One simply had to buy these together! 

youknowyourebritishwhen:

One simply had to buy these together! 

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thewhoreat221b:

does anybody else just say “no” out loud in a deadpan voice as they exit out of bad fic or is that just me

(via madameshocking)

Anonymous asked: I'm the anon who is in a LDR and, believe it or not, I'm from the US. I apologize for the lack of coherence in my previous message. That is what I get for trying to write after a long day of work and classes. Then again, as my fiancee' likes to remind me, us Americans have already bastardized the English language (we have wonderful fights about this) so I guess it doesn't matter. Anyway, thank you for your response. Do you have any advice for people surviving a long distance relationship?

Uh, don’t do it?

I wouldn’t recommend it to anyone. I always seem to get into LDRs because a) nobody in my own country finds me remotely attractive (and the English girl I dated used to tell me so) and b) nobody’s ever wanted to move here to be with me. Just not worth it, I suppose.

So you’re ahead of the game already. Try to stay that way.

Anonymous asked: LOL! Like you have delicate followers!

Shush.  I like to imagine that I do and they’re currently sipping their tea with pinky finger held out and clutching at their pearls at the mere THOUGHT of reading about masturbation techniques.