Pathetic Poetic, Dyson/Lauren hatesex. I double dare you to write this. Triple dare, can’t take back. Multiple angstagasms all round. Up to you if you want to throw Bo in too, but SOMEBODY has to be able to pull this off, come on.

Dyson/Lauren hatesex. I double dare you to write this. Triple dare, can't take back. Multiple angstagasms all round. Up to you if you want to throw Bo in too, but SOMEBODY has to be able to pull this off, come on.

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And you assume this somebody should be me? Lord. I’m not entirely certain I could…